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a tale of two toilets

Just looking around online to see if I could find the place downstairs online see what they were saying about it cos apparently its being called a one bedroom apartment rather than a studio. Also interested to see how much it goes for. And I got caught up looking at what is for sale around here, interesting stuff ...

Something For Kate is cool.

Anyways.

I found a place described as follows:

"Choice of 2 One Bedroom rooms. Newly renovated residence above shop. Laundry facilities, electricity and water included. Funky style shared kitchen and shared full bathroom with 2 toilets. Handy location close to shops, buses and train station"

Fairly standard cheap ass place sounding bodgyness. Hope by electricity and water included they mean they are included in the actually pretty cheap rent, not that they are selling on the basis that they are available for use.

Funky style shared kitchen? I dunno - colourfully painted? or is it the old bad type funky? That could be why actual electricity and water are so impressive, amazing that they found both a plumber and a electrician tough enough to work so close to such a bad smell...

All vaguely vaguely amusing, and I am quite easily amused but then

shared full bathroom with 2 toilets

shared bathroom is kinda creepy but it pales in comparison to the thought that there are TWO toilets in that bathroom.

Why?

I understand the benefit of two toilets but in the same room?

Maybe its just me but I prefer to crap alone.

Are the toilets next to each other? At least that way you can avoid eye contact.

So much better than opposite.

I dunno I guess if you had one of those Chinese folding screen things to go around one ...

Or if you had a very close relationship with the other person.

well I seem to have drained the fun out of that one with my long winded delivery ...

hot dammit

stupid muggyness

don't seem to have the stamina any more to make anything longer than one minute amusing

why is there nothing but crap on tv?

mythbusters um, ...

house was on ...

*sigh*

BONUS:

Seven Wonders of the Industrial World - Bell Rock Lighthouse (50 mins , Rated: PG) Genre: Historical The story of one young engineer, Robert Stevenson, who dreamt of building the impossible - a lighthouse on the deadly Bell Rock Reef. His plan required building on a rock that was almost constantly submerged.

Now that I want to watch.

What?

Can't get ABC though for some reason. :(

8:54 p.m. - Tuesday, Dec. 06, 2005

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