stuberosum's Diaryland Diary

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losing isn't just for losers

Having a shower this morning, as one does, decided to multi task by coughing at the same time. End result headbutted the window sill. It feels like I have a lump on my head although that could just have always been there.

Have to check to see if there is a bruise there too as it was pretty full on contact, but yet again late for work and haven't the time to check it out.

A list of when I have arrived at work since moving:

On time or early - 2 times

Up to 10 minutes late - 5 times

Around 30 minutes late - 2 times

There is a certain bell-curve-like symmetry which demands admiration or even applause but I fear it may be the dreaded Bell Curve of Shame.

Also I have no tissues, nose is busily working away to produce the mucus, which is no doubt an important part of the circle of life, but unfortunately I am letting the team down with my lack of tissues with which the mucus spreads to do its vital work.

So in conclusion I lose at showering, work, and the circle of life.

I did have a fruit roll and a coffee this morning though.

9:54 a.m. - Friday, Jun. 24, 2005

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